J2Ski Forum Posts and Replies by bandit

tino_11 wrote:

If its my best mate, half naked, in the same bed, in Mayrhofen, with his snowboard boots on at 6.30 am, no I dont.

Don't make me ask what you'd been doing to achieve that :shock:

:lol:

tino_11 wrote:Obviously you cant read either, I just explained I have no idea )

Ah, sorry, I thought you were being ironic :oops:

Does, "whose trousers fit" mean that your trousers fit, or that you are a pants boarder?
I was under the impression that boarders' needed baggy pants, a chunky studded belt and some southern cleavage on display :?:

tino_11 wrote:Does anyone get the feeling we are all straying off topic a wee bit?

Tis the summer tide. Every year, the ebb and flow of each snowsports forum drifts until firmly anchored in place by the first new snow :-D

Or we have all been drinking too much.

tino_11 wrote:Most of my secrets are safe with me, normally I have no recollection of them at all.

I guess you must like surprises then :lol:

tino_11 wrote: and doesn't know quite what gnarly and rad mean?

Can you explain those two terms please, some of us need help (well me really)
:mrgreen:

tino_11 wrote:Thats what I am scared of!

Can we change the subject, I'm starting to feel a little self-consious!

:lol: Just noticed that the thread swerve started on Page 2.

Shame, just when we were getting onto the contents of his closet :D

It's okay tino_11 your secrets will be safe here )

caron-a wrote:I think we're all dying to hear his reply ;)

He says he's got skeletons in his closet, so it looks like some folks beat us to it :shock:

tino_11 wrote:Well if he's gonna be a two plank snob, I'll not be buying it :evil:

He's just starting out on his mission to save you from the excesses of the dark side.