J2Ski Forum Posts and Replies by bandit

caron-a wrote:

skidaddle wrote:

bandit wrote:

tino_11 wrote:Obviously you cant read either, I just explained I have no idea )

Ah, sorry, I thought you were being ironic :oops:

Does, "whose trousers fit" mean that your trousers fit, or that you are a pants boarder?
I was under the impression that boarders' needed baggy pants, a chunky studded belt and some southern cleavage on display :?:

Bandit,

Looking at some of your postings, in reply to Tino's, I think you would LIKE him to have his arse hanging out????!!!!!!!

MAybe just an impression though. )

like rossfra8? :D

Eeeeeuuuwww I always think "workmans' bottom" when I see one displayed on the slopes.
I almost said "hanging out", but it looked awful :lol:

Do you think we should get an award from Admin for the most entertaining thread hijack of the month )

Double post!!! Not too sure how that happened :shock: :oops:

caron-a wrote:

GeordieSki wrote:Aw....it didnt work, :cry: Im being really dense, how do I do this? Anyways, here is the flickr link in the meantime!!!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/29293810@N07/2738736994/

very good!

Excellent :D

AJ wrote:

tino_11 wrote:If they are blonde, 5 foot odd, and wrapped in, erm, nothing. Well, then, yes I do.

If its my best mate, half naked, in the same bed, in Mayrhofen, with his snowboard boots on at 6.30 am, no I dont.

Uhh that rules me out then 5`9 and brunette.


AJ Adele

Not sure if you are relieved or disappointed AJ :lol:

We still don't know what he was doing in bed with his mate, perhaps we should refrain from asking, just to be polite.

AJ wrote:Toenails usually go black and drop off due to being over long IMO.
Womens toenails tend to be on the brittle side because of being repetedly painted,So keep them short and trimmed.



AJ Adele

Good advice AJ. In addition, ski boots that are too large or small can result in the toe being banged against the front of the toe-box. Not nice!

skidaddle wrote:Bandit

Don't overdo the protestations - its a dead give away!!


:mrgreen:

It's a non starter, he's a hill frog :shock:

Karen, it's a sad fact that a lot of tour ops tend to bulk buy low quality hire contracts for their customers, and as you have paid out in advance, you then have no choice. You have time to research more options. Check out http://www.skiset.co.uk/j2ski/ for ideas, or alternatively http://www.snowrental.net/ for a comparison.

Unlike Trencher, I think that comfy boots are crucial for your group. If your beginners get horrible old sloppy boots, all they will remember of their first ski trip is the pain, whilst they wait for their big toenail to drop off. As they are in a no-knowledge situation, it's really important to get them clued up on how the boots are meant to feel, and when something is wrong with the fit.
So, a package which allows unnlimmited swapping of equipment would be my tip.

bennyboy wrote:

skidaddle wrote:

bandit wrote:

tino_11 wrote:Obviously you cant read either, I just explained I have no idea )

Ah, sorry, I thought you were being ironic :oops:

Does, "whose trousers fit" mean that your trousers fit, or that you are a pants boarder?
I was under the impression that boarders' needed baggy pants, a chunky studded belt and some southern cleavage on display :?:

Bandit,

Looking at some of your postings, in reply to Tino's, I think you would LIKE him to have his arse hanging out????!!!!!!!

MAybe just an impression though. )

Hahahaha :lol:


So true..... :lol:

Skidaddle, bennyboy, just because you get an impression or believe it to be so true, don't make it anything more than a figment of your overworked imaginations :P

I still want to find out from tino_11 the answer to my query...what about the baggy pants???