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Started by Iceman in Ski Chatter - 102 Replies

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NellyPS
reply to 'Hate skiing!!'
posted Feb-2012

Mr Nelly gets irrate with chairs because he struggles to get his feet on the rest and knees under the bar, he's 6ft 4 and rarely finds a chair he can rest his legs. He has to dangle, and whilst he struggles to put his feet on the rest, some idiot is pulling the bar down and knocking the back of his head.

Snapzzz
reply to 'Hate skiing!!'
posted Feb-2012

NellyPS wrote:Mr Nelly gets irrate with chairs because he struggles to get his feet on the rest and knees under the bar, he's 6ft 4 and rarely finds a chair he can rest his legs. He has to dangle, and whilst he struggles to put his feet on the rest, some idiot is pulling the bar down and knocking the back of his head.



Im so sorry Nelly but find that quite funny.
I imagine some dangly bloke being hit from all angles as he tries to reign in his enormous limbs.... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Skied: Arinsal, La Plagne, Alpe D'huez, Flaine, Les Arcs, Morzine, Les Gets, Avoriaz, Sauze, Courchevel, Val Thorens

NellyPS
reply to 'Hate skiing!!'
posted Feb-2012

It's very funny. I make it worse by laughing every time.

Far Queue
reply to 'Hate skiing!!'
posted Feb-2012

:shock: He needs to be really careful of the latest thing I have seen on lifts. They are now adding drop down child guards on the bars, but as I found to my horror, they also act as blood flow stoppers to people with decent sized thighs :!:

Snapzzz
reply to 'Hate skiing!!'
posted Feb-2012

Far Queue wrote: :shock: He needs to be really careful of the latest thing I have seen on lifts. They are now adding drop down child guards on the bars, but as I found to my horror, they also act as blood flow stoppers to people with decent sized thighs :!:


Kiddie stops.....i have seen these but they tend to be on the outermost seat
Skied: Arinsal, La Plagne, Alpe D'huez, Flaine, Les Arcs, Morzine, Les Gets, Avoriaz, Sauze, Courchevel, Val Thorens

Far Queue
reply to 'Hate skiing!!'
posted Feb-2012

A couple of lifts in Kitz had them on all eight seats. They were a right pain, especially if you forgot about them before the bar dropped and you still had your poles between your legs :shock:

Snapzzz
reply to 'Hate skiing!!'
posted Feb-2012

i always have my pole between my legs
Skied: Arinsal, La Plagne, Alpe D'huez, Flaine, Les Arcs, Morzine, Les Gets, Avoriaz, Sauze, Courchevel, Val Thorens

Iceman
reply to 'Hate skiing!!'
posted Feb-2012

Snapzzz wrote:i always have my pole between my legs


Stop it!!
The Northern Monkey. Jan'23 Les Arcs

Topic last updated on 16-February-2012 at 08:46