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Started by Hirsty in Ski Chatter - 16 Replies

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Hirsty
reply to 'I Need an Air-Tight Excuse'
posted Mar-2008

I like these ideas and am going to merge them into one plan: get her really drunk, be forceful, wave my hand infront of her, then call the police when she has broken my fingers.
He was a wise man who invented beer - Plato

Mike from NS
reply to 'I Need an Air-Tight Excuse'
posted Mar-2008

Hirsty,

Assuming (always a dangerous move ..) that your girlfriend is a keen to somewhat keen skier too... go with planting the idea how great it would be if you BOTH worked in the same ski shop. You would both have extra cash for your sport, you would be able to spend time with her at the shop, and eventually you may both own the ski shop!! Then look at the selection of skis at your disposal!!!

Or otherwise go with Brez's suggestion and logic that you would be making more cash for the both of you!!

Whatever you do - be honest and don't even consider making up a "story". Save the shiny thing as a suprise later on. :lol:

Good luck,
Mike :wink:
Age is but a number.

Hamish Macbeth
reply to 'I Need an Air-Tight Excuse'
posted Mar-2008

Where women are concerned there is no such thing as an air-tight excuse. They know everything.
It's only a slope.

Mike from NS
reply to 'I Need an Air-Tight Excuse'
posted Mar-2008

Hamish Macbeth wrote:Where women are concerned there is no such thing as an air-tight excuse. They know everything.


And "IT" is always "OUR" fault too.... at least that's what the other guys tell me !! :wink:

Mike :roll:
Age is but a number.

Trencher
reply to 'I Need an Air-Tight Excuse'
posted Mar-2008

Better yet, tell her that you can not find your skis. If she is a typical woman, she will be able to go a closet (that you use every day) and find a pair of skis that you had forgotten you had.

Trencher

because I'm so inclined .....

Edited 2 times. Last update at 17-Mar-2008

AJ
reply to 'I Need an Air-Tight Excuse'
posted Mar-2008

Trencher wrote:Better yet, tell her that you can not find your skis. If she is a typical woman, she will be able to go a closet (that you use every day) and find a pair of skis that you had forgotten you had.

Trencher




Now i know why your deviant Trencher :lol:

AJ Adele

Hirsty
reply to 'I Need an Air-Tight Excuse'
posted Mar-2008

Trencher - I do like this idea. It is my beleif that women have a secret device which grants them access to an other dimension where they hide things.

Many a time my girlfriend has said something is in the cupboard. Even if I have taken everything out and x-rayed it I won't find it. She walks up and lifts it straight out.

I am sure it is an evil conspiracy to torment us.
He was a wise man who invented beer - Plato

Tony_H
reply to 'I Need an Air-Tight Excuse'
posted Mar-2008

Hirsty wrote:Trencher - I do like this idea. It is my beleif that women have a secret device which grants them access to an other dimension where they hide things.

Many a time my girlfriend has said something is in the cupboard. Even if I have taken everything out and x-rayed it I won't find it. She walks up and lifts it straight out.

I am sure it is an evil conspiracy to torment us.



And there was me thinking it was me.
I ask my other half where something is, and she says "Where you left it" which when you think about it, is the correct answer. Unfortunately, its a problem when you cant remember where that was. However, not only do they have this ability to pull things out from this hidden dimension you speak of, but they also the ability to know precisely where you put something last, and also when you put it there.

It is something which they do not speak about either.

Very, very scary.
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Topic last updated on 17-March-2008 at 16:55