J2Ski Forum Posts and Replies by bandit

tino_11 wrote:They were only small weizens.

I'm so shocked.... :shock:

It's high time you approached your sport with some seriousness...

The sliding bit not the drinking bit )

Dave Mac wrote:

Bandit wrote:

I went through a timing light at 83kph a few years ago in a swiss resort

Respect!

And I mean it.

tino_11 wrote:
Story so far.....
8.30am

Over 70cm new snow down to resort
- 16°C at the summit (3250m)
Cloudy most of the day
29km piste open
Very busy
......and absolutely fantastic )

Was shattered by 3.30pm (first run at 8.30, lunch for 35 mins) so gave up and got pissed.

bath robes, massive room with balcony......tidy barmaid )

The guy even agreed to let me check out after 4pm tomorrow!!!
Tasty.

Lets all hope that Tino is not totally drunk by now, as it may impair his Sunday Tux fun :D

Well...tino picked a really good weekend for his 1st slide of the season..... 8)

We need a more emotive envy smiley :mrgreen:

RoseR wrote:

tino_11 wrote:Obviously I have not been 67 times, I meant 6 or 7 :oops:

Have you had a little too much booze? :lol: :lol:

Rose, you are so perceptive :D

There was a promotion on the mailshot I receive from Switzerland Tourism a while ago, offering me the chance to vote for my favourite instructor.. Cue photo of barely dressed early 20's beefcake with a serious 6 pack and a suntan. I can't remember what sort of skis were in the photo..Next time I was travelling on a Swiss train, the same promotion was all over the advertising panels. Disgraceful it was, I almost missed my stop :D

ise wrote:

freezywater wrote:i didn't think the magazine was THAT bad :lol:

I agree, it would have to be English to be that bad ) No matter what the subject we've got the worst magazines in the world, there are tribes in the rain forests of South America that produce better magazines on bark about computers or skiing than we do :roll:

Excuse me for asking, but when you say "we" who do you mean? Lets face facts, you live in Switzerland and you have almost gone native. Do the Swiss have their own version of "Nuts" perhaps?
ISTR the Swiss Ski Federation produce a mens and womens version (mostly)nude ski teachers calendar each year.

ise wrote:

bandit wrote:
Don't even think of going there

I forgot to add, what do J2Skiers think? :D :D

I think you need a new Avatar to go with your newly defined role :D

I'll get my coat and [mad] hat

Don't forget your ball of string in the corner :wink:

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tino_11 wrote:They were only small weizens. I'm so shocked.... :shock: It's high time you approached your sport with some seriousness... The sliding bit not the drinking bit )

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Dave Mac wrote: Bandit wrote: I went through a timing light at 83kph a few years ago in a swiss resort Respect! And I mean it. Oooh Ta. :D I was on some floppy rented Salomons, not that nice, and I think I could go faster on my own skis, but I don't like to make a habit of it IYKWIM )

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Well...tino picked a really good weekend for his 1st slide of the season..... 8) We need a more emotive envy smiley :mrgreen:

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RoseR wrote: tino_11 wrote:Obviously I have not been 67 times, I meant 6 or 7 :oops: Have you had a little too much booze? :lol: :lol: Rose, you are so perceptive :D

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ise wrote: bandit wrote: Don't even think of going there I forgot to add, what do J2Skiers think? :D :D I think you need a new Avatar to go with your newly defined role :D I'll get my coat and [mad] hat Don't forget your ball of string in the corner :wink:

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