Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....

So Fly Wickers is coming to land, lovely touch down, up to where I am waiting to board the flight. The pilot jumps out, and shouts across to our group, "anyone got an adjustable spanner?" :shock:

The thing is ~ this is a true story ~ it happened to me when I was waiting to take a flight on a sea plane from New Zealand's North Island to the South Island. The engine was peeing oil.

We did take the flight, but we came back on the ferry.

I'd fly Air Wickers. But, well, I just think that you are being too modest Ian. You need a more ambitious strategy, something more commanding. What about:
Wickers Continental
You might have the company initials painted on the side of your planes. :P

Announcement from Captain Wickers:

"please pay special attention to the crew whilst they demonstrate the safety features on this flight, but please bear in mind there may be fifty ways to leave your lover, but should I hit a mountain there are only three ways to leave this aircraft"

Admin wrote:Oh, and we only "fly" to Le Grand Bornand...

And where else would you want to fly to 8)

Ian Wickham wrote:

Admin wrote:Oh, and we only "fly" to Le Grand Bornand...

And where else would you want to fly to 8)

Somewhere in Switzerland :D

bandit wrote:

Ian Wickham wrote:

Admin wrote:Oh, and we only "fly" to Le Grand Bornand...

And where else would you want to fly to 8)

Somewhere in Switzerland :D

Come on, I can't actually fly to LGb so I will be sneeking into Geneva under the radar of course, none of those silly airport taxes here, but French side only, you know me and those horrid Swiss border guards 8)

Sion, would be so much more convenient, and much more friendly :D

bandit wrote:Sion, would be so much more convenient, and much more friendly :D

And much more expensive :D

I looked at flights to Sion recently as I think it was snow jet that was advertising flights to Sion for £49.... flights worked out at £200 plus skis per person :evil:

Ian Wickham wrote:

bandit wrote:Sion, would be so much more convenient, and much more friendly :D

And much more expensive :D

I looked at flights to Sion recently as I think it was snow jet that was advertising flights to Sion for £49.... flights worked out at £200 plus skis per person :evil:

It's important to keep the riff-raff away :D