What could we expect as regards:
Check in
Baggage Handling?
Cabin Service?
Choice of In-Flight Meals?
In-Flight Announcements from the Cockpit
J2Skiers, let your imaginations run free......
:twisted:
Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....
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Trust me, no baggage charge as it will all be priced into your ticket
Scantily dressed trolley dollies both female and male so we can cater for the other lot
There will be a choice of meals but they will all be one trough
I'm bored.... but it will be a non profit making organisation
Were you expecting to fly Sir? Mr Wickers has decided he's bloody well driving again... but you can take an extra item of luggage on his roof.
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Started by Bandit in Ski Chatter 12-Sep-2009 - 36 Replies
Bandit posted Sep-2009
Ian Wickham
reply to 'Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....' posted Sep-2009
bandit wrote:What could we expect as regards:
Check in
Baggage Handling?
Cabin Service?
Choice of In-Flight Meals?
In-Flight Announcements from the Cockpit
J2Skiers, let your imaginations run free......
:twisted:
Trust me, no baggage charge as it will all be priced into your ticket
Scantily dressed trolley dollies both female and male so we can cater for the other lot
There will be a choice of meals but they will all be one trough
I'm bored.... but it will be a non profit making organisation
Bandit
reply to 'Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....' posted Sep-2009
bandit wrote:What could we expect as regards:
Check in
10 minutes before take off, and abuse if you happen to turn up early
Baggage Handling?
Load your own bag into the hold
Cabin Service?
Corkscrews
Choice of In-Flight Meals?
As he's from Norfolk it would be bootiful
In-Flight Announcements from the Cockpit
Is there anyone aboard who knows how to fly a plane?
J2Skiers, let your imaginations run free......
:twisted:
Admin
reply to 'Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....' posted Sep-2009
bandit wrote:What could we expect
Were you expecting to fly Sir? Mr Wickers has decided he's bloody well driving again... but you can take an extra item of luggage on his roof.
The Admin Man
Admin
reply to 'Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....' posted Sep-2009
Oh, and we only "fly" to Le Grand Bornand...
The Admin Man
Bandit
reply to 'Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....' posted Sep-2009
Mr Wickers is not keen on your business model, so you can sod off, and no, you won't be getting a refund :D
RoseR
reply to 'Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....' posted Sep-2009
Talking of flying.........which I dont like too much. Have been looking on google earth to see where I will be landing in Kefalonia............god that looks like a scary landing. Start of runway, beginning of cliff, end of runway, end of cliff. Think I'll wear my brown jeans :lol:
I'm a laydee
Snowb4ndit
reply to 'Fly Wickers-The Airline With Attitude.....' posted Sep-2009
Message from cockpit - Today we have only one on board film, chosen with our Scottish passengers needs at heart...England winning the world cup 43 years ago! We hope you enjoy your flight. :mrgreen:
Take Life With A Pinch Of Salt... A Wedge Of Lime, & A Shot Of Tequila :-)
Topic last updated on 16-September-2009 at 22:06