Dave Mac wrote:Pablo Escobar wrote:Dave Mac wrote:Had to break off, the dog had jumped the wall at the bottom of our field, She then waded through a muddy stream, but obligingly came straight back to the whistle. Hose pipe job.
So I was despatched to make that area of the wall a few inches higher. This dog would make Red Rum look like a limbo dancer. Dunno about a guide dog, I'm thinking of entering her for the Grand National at Aintree. 8)
What you need is a small, athletic jockey to make the most of her talents... wonder if Ian is busy :lol: ?
I must confess Pablo, that the Wicked Wickham would not be at the forefront of my mind, when looking for a small athlete. However, were I to be looking for a sh*t putter.......
I don't live far from Lillieput aKa Newmarket where every other bloke is at least four foot eleven inches, how many jockeys do you need 8)