1. Holidays are for relaxing, why go to a resort where you get so excited you find your self waking up far too early in order to secure fresh tracks.

2. When you get to the slopes snow will be so deep you have to drink expresso and eat croissants.

3. When lifts do open you will find out that no pisting has occurred.

4. On some days visibility will be so poor that you have to head for the trees.

5. Other days lifts will not even open, forcing you to walk.

6. We don't have enough terrain and occasionally you will need to share.

7. Snow gets tracked out.

8. Scenery is rubbish.

Definitely one to be avoided!