The General Wibble Thread

I expected to go spladoosh into the sea ;)

Do I go for the haggis tonight? Never had it despite having been to Scotland loads!!

:shock:

Haggis season is in January. Any Haggis you get now will have been frozen since being caught back then :roll:

Far Queue wrote: :shock:

Haggis season is in January. Any Haggis you get now will have been frozen since being caught back then :roll:

FQ is absolutely correct about the Haggis - it is the closed season. This allows the females to breed undisturbed.

But you are in luck for the deep fried Mars Bar season Icy!

Iceman wrote:I expected to go spladoosh into the sea ;)

You're in the wrong country for that activity, more likely to have a spladoosh in flood water, next up out of season Haggis or DF mars bars, you really know how to have a holiday blast, exciting times indeed :( :(

brooksy wrote:

Iceman wrote:I expected to go spladoosh into the sea ;)

You're in the wrong country for that activity, more likely to have a spladoosh in flood water, next up out of season Haggis or DF mars bars, you really know how to have a holiday blast, exciting times indeed :( :(

Isn't this what they call an adventure holiday in the brochures?

Is it still the rule that one doesn't say one is from England when one visits up there?
Personally I prefer to speak with a French accent - seems safer and I get a better reception.
:lol:

OldAndy wrote:

brooksy wrote:

Iceman wrote:I expected to go spladoosh into the sea ;)

You're in the wrong country for that activity, more likely to have a spladoosh in flood water, next up out of season Haggis or DF mars bars, you really know how to have a holiday blast, exciting times indeed :( :(

Isn't this what they call an adventure holiday in the brochures?

Is it still the rule that one doesn't say one is from England when one visits up there?
Personally I prefer to speak with a French accent - seems safer and I get a better reception.
:lol:

I shouldn't worry, once he opens his mouth no one will have the foggiest idea where he is from. Its just a noise.

Happy Father's Day to all who fit into this category.

I got a cheeky card and a new yoga mat.....

bedrock barney wrote:Happy Father's Day to all who fit into this category.

I got a cheeky card and a new yoga mat.....

Yoga mat?
Is your tele broke? :mrgreen:

I got a huge toberlorone and a lovely card. But that's all forgotten about as its Megan's birthday too.