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Started by Tino_11 in Snowboarding - 19 Replies

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Tino_11
reply to 'Bindings'
posted Nov-2009

I seem to have missed these words of wisdom Tony :shock:

I can feel a challenge coming on. How about we do a weekend somewhere on the cheap. I'll use your skis and you use my board and well see what happens????

To really fit in you need to borrow some clothes from Micheal Jordan and grow a bad adolesent beard.

I will reciprocate by being rude in lift queues and twatting folk in the head as I hoist my, I mean your, skis over my shoulder in a crowded area.

Deal??
:twisted:
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Bandit
reply to 'Bindings'
posted Nov-2009

tino_11 wrote:I seem to have missed these words of wisdom Tony :shock:

I can feel a challenge coming on. How about we do a weekend somewhere on the cheap. I'll use your skis and you use my board and well see what happens????

To really fit in you need to borrow some clothes from Micheal Jordan and grow a bad adolesent beard.

I will reciprocate by being rude in lift queues and twatting folk in the head as I hoist my, I mean your, skis over my shoulder in a crowded area.

Deal??
:twisted:


Only if I can be there to watch )

Tino, have you ever been on skis?

Tino_11
reply to 'Bindings'
posted Nov-2009

bandit wrote:
tino_11 wrote:I seem to have missed these words of wisdom Tony :shock:

I can feel a challenge coming on. How about we do a weekend somewhere on the cheap. I'll use your skis and you use my board and well see what happens????

To really fit in you need to borrow some clothes from Micheal Jordan and grow a bad adolesent beard.

I will reciprocate by being rude in lift queues and twatting folk in the head as I hoist my, I mean your, skis over my shoulder in a crowded area.

Deal??
:twisted:


Only if I can be there to watch )

Tino, have you ever been on skis?


Never, seems like too much to carry to be honest.
www  The Only Way is Down http://towid.blogspot.com/

Tony_H
reply to 'Bindings'
posted Nov-2009

tino_11 wrote:I seem to have missed these words of wisdom Tony :shock:

I can feel a challenge coming on. How about we do a weekend somewhere on the cheap. I'll use your skis and you use my board and well see what happens????

To really fit in you need to borrow some clothes from Micheal Jordan and grow a bad adolesent beard.

I will reciprocate by being rude in lift queues and twatting folk in the head as I hoist my, I mean your, skis over my shoulder in a crowded area.

Deal??
:twisted:


Yeah lets do it. I'll borrow my fat mates sallos so they hang round my knees, and sit down for ages just over the top of a hill so you can't see me.

In return you can wear proper jackets and gloves with fingers, and go round corners instead of going only in straight lines.......oh and you don't need to make up words either 8)
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Tino_11
reply to 'Bindings'
posted Nov-2009

Although you will still find me straightlining it these days Tone, I have worked out I can go nearly as fast carving :) however when on steeper incline I resort to type and Wang it down at Mach 17 using the back of the board as a brake rather than a rudder.

Anyway I wear gloves with fingers, my jacket and pants fit and the only words I make up are new ideas for cocktails.

;)

So it's gonna have to be the Hof, start on Blue 8, progress to Red 7 and race Black 17 at the end of the weekend.

Loser pays the hospital fees.
:P




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Bandit
reply to 'Bindings'
posted Nov-2009

tino_11 wrote:Although you will still find me straightlining it these days Tone, I have worked out I can go nearly as fast carving :) however when on steeper incline I resort to type and Wang it down at Mach 17 using the back of the board as a brake rather than a rudder.

....the only words I make up are new ideas for cocktails.

:P



http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/wang

)

Dave Mac
reply to 'Bindings'
posted Nov-2009

So were you thinking English/Etymology 2/Noun, Bandit?

Tino_11
reply to 'Bindings'
posted Nov-2009

Basic Geordie comprehesion.

Wang = hoy, larp, throw, chuck, fling, f***

in context "wey man man pet I feel layke (any of the above)ing mesel doon that hill layke.

Einfach.
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Topic last updated on 24-November-2009 at 22:36