Skiing for FREE!!!!

One great marketing genius once said in a conference two words and concepts can sell ANYTHING!

SEX and FREE
Never noticed how the word SEX is "changed" by a letter or a prononciation and is found on cars, DVD, sporting goods etc...

Let us eliminate that one now! We will not we discuss this first term, thus my reputation will remain intact! I might later if Mike's lets me, speak however of one Spring skiing day when all came together and many "interesting" events occurred!

Now to answer some of your questions.

1. All techniques and strategies are legal!

2. They apply in all skiing contexts. North America, Europe, Japan and yes even Russia!

3.Yes you can if you are imaginative transfer this knowledge to other activities.I windsurfed in the Dominicain Republic at Cabarete for 2 weeks with just the plane paid!

4.No you can not apply this knowledge this season unless you are a fast learner.

5.As in all free projects there are conditions. You must meet this conditions.

6.You must also be a canoe and not a log to enjoy these "perks"1

7.You must be a "committed skier" to really use these techniques.


Next week I will present the essential qualities you need for this project. You will evaluate yourself and determine if you have what it takes!


Just a small story to wet your appetites and to prove that indeed you can ski for free.

I was in Utah for several weeks on a organized tour. I happen to meet a nice man on this trip and so we presented ourselves together at the Snowbirds ticket booth!
The ticket girl ( a nice Mormon) noticed that my partner was of a certain age!
She asked him, "do you have your passport?"
He takes out his passport. She checks it and behold,,,,she gives him a free SEASON PASS! Seems they do respect their "elders" there!
I never carry my passport so she just looked at my weather beaten face, scars around ears, my pleading old old eyes and yes I got a free season's pass to Snowbird!

The number 1 lesson!

Stop all face lifting plans!
Toughen that face with lots of canoing, hiking and try to look a little "dementiated" at ticket office....


Ok ok I hear grouns,,,,The better one are coming! This did happen!

Please stop sending me emails with offers!!!!

pavelski wrote:One great marketing genius once said in a conference two words and concepts can sell ANYTHING!

SEX and FREE
Never noticed how the word SEX is "changed" by a letter or a prononciation and is found on cars, DVD, sporting goods etc...

Let us eliminate that one now! We will not we discuss this first term, thus my reputation will remain intact! I might later if Mike's lets me, speak however of one Spring skiing day when all came together and many "interesting" events occurred!

Now I'm confused... Pavel, if the story is the one I'm thinking of is the one where you and your sons were spending a great ski day ... then the others would love to hear about it :wink: ...

I like Jan's application and Rossfra8's link. If the RCCL Voyager of the Seas can have an ice rink on the cruise ship, perhaps the Beneteau 57 has a ski tuning room aboard. Just one more way to "justify" a pampered cruise. :!: :-)

Maybe Pavel could lead the cruise just like the well known astronomers lead cruises chasing solar eclipses.

Life can be fun at times :!:

Mike :wink:

Mike,
Before I told you THAT story I made sure you got to know me and would read the story with a "balanced" opinion of me.

In this site I am sure some are still wondering if I am a "Dave Cyber-creation"! Not sure if they will believe me!

I will wait till end of this series to share this story as long as you promise never to confirm mine identity! I do have to "protect" my professional reputation.

Hope you are skiing!

Pavel,

Your stories, identity and location are always safe with me. :wink:

Another story (experience) you may like to share is that of your means of getting that first run after a major snowfall (while in your college days). The way you related that story was so clear that I could feel the cold fresh air.

No snow here nor cold temperatures. Today reached 14C (at 7 PM it is still 9C) but should drop to 0C overnight.... however Monday has some wintery promise attached.

So skiing is still sometime off in NS. :cry:

Mike :wink:

Mike,

Thanks for the reminder of that first run since yesterday was the "first" step day!

I am preparing the series of "free" stories and yes I will include that one.I am sure you will like the ending again!

Cheers