Aluminous Salopette / Pants

Dave Mac wrote:surely that feeling was not generated on this thread???

I'm not so sure... methinks the steezy young dude may be wanting to "match" these with his spotted skis...

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Dave Mac wrote:surely that feeling was not generated on this thread???

I'm not so sure... methinks the steezy young dude may be wanting to "match" these with his spotted skis...

(hotlinked from the FreezeProShop) :shock:

Lordy Miss Claudy, Rob C, I do believe that your prayers have been answered. In the event that you do buy these, please don't come to Niederau.

These trousers are meant to be worn in steep deep coulouirs, with high avalanche warning. In the event of you getting buried under 6 ft of snow, t'would be a piece of cake to find you. The likelihood is that the snow would melt around you.

In the summer, you could wear them at a disco, in the same way that Billy Connelly demonstrated Collostomy trousers, Swish, Swish.

After a full life of skiing, you could pass away happily, safe in the knowledge that your funeral wear would surpass that of Michael Jackson.

As a back-up, do you want to buy a pair of red skin tight racing trousers, you can see whether dressed to the left or the right, I absolutely guarantee an increase to your piste speed, if only to keep ahead of the women!

Dave Mac wrote:In the event that you do buy these, please don't come to Niederau.

These trousers are meant to be worn in steep deep coulouirs, with high avalanche warning.

Well I think you just explained why they wont be seen in N.... )

Well??????????

Does anyone have any more sensible ideas for me?????

Time is getting on and Im booked for New Year, and the search goes on!

Come on gang, help me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not sure if you can get these in the UK. Lots of places to buy them in the US. Some may ship international.

http://www.bergsskishop.com/dc/snowboard-pants-p3962c2193.html



Trencher

holy **** they are actually hurting my eyes

Just imagine coming across them early in the morning in the boot room, when you've got a hangover...

Please have some consideration Rob! :lol:

Those sallos are ridiculous.
I dont understand the need for all the bright colours.

All the bright colours do is make you look even more of an arse when you take a nice tumble which trying to show off.

The onlys one i do agree with are Red ones, because Red means danger and you know to stay away from these silly people wearing silly coloured gear.

I back off to sleep now!!!