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Started by Pavelski in Ski Technique - 46 Replies

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Salski
reply to 'the hundred or so uses of ski poles'
posted Mar-2007

93) Wrap one in a Yorkshire pudding, pour over onion gravy & serve it as that classic English dish 'Toad in the Pole' :roll:

That reminds me - I'd better go & get dinner ready!!!
The plan is.... there's no plan!

Salski
reply to 'the hundred or so uses of ski poles'
posted Mar-2007

94) I once went to Schiphol Airport! :(

(That's it .... no more ideas from me)
The plan is.... there's no plan!

82ross
reply to 'the hundred or so uses of ski poles'
posted Oct-2007

95) Skier/Boarder on each end swinging eachother round in a circle as you fly down the slope.

96) Cracking your friends across the backs of the knees when drunk.

97) Stick down your salopets so you cant bend your knees and ski downhill like a clown.
------------------------------------ Never enough time in the season

RossF
reply to 'the hundred or so uses of ski poles'
posted Oct-2007

98) as a lance in a skiing duel

99) to pull snowboarder along as they are incapable on flats

100)as a skiing aid-like what a pole is meant for?

82ross
reply to 'the hundred or so uses of ski poles'
posted Nov-2007

Why didnt anyone else think of 100 :)
------------------------------------ Never enough time in the season

Pavelski
reply to 'the hundred or so uses of ski poles'
posted Nov-2007

Here is a very unique use but one you should all remember in a "survival" condition!

All serious skiers learn how to survival at least one night in the outdoors if ever....

We all know how to make an snow cave!

What many many people do not remember to do is to make several air holes!

With ski pole ( handle end) you make two or three holes in snow cave ceiling!

It will help in your survival!

RossF
reply to 'the hundred or so uses of ski poles'
posted Nov-2007

right what now, 150 haha! only joking.

JamesA
reply to 'the hundred or so uses of ski poles'
posted Nov-2007

I'm late to this thread but here's a few uses that I do/have.

101 Placing the poles of several skiers to use as gates and allow the kids a chance to wend their way down between them. The kids love skiing between them.

102 Using the poles as tomato or bean plant support poles in the summer time. I use broken ones for this that I salvage from garbage cans at resorts. They never rot and are sturdy.

103 Saw an advertisement for a car that was promoting it’s use as transportion to ski hills. They showed the gear shift replaced by a ski pole. I think it was an up-market car like a Beemer X-drive or Mercedes all wheel drive. I think that I’ll adapt one of my broken poles to the gear shifter of my VW ’85 Vanagon people mover……the idea is that cool :lol:.

Topic last updated on 13-December-2007 at 09:25