ATTENTION SPAMMERS (including Christine from Italy)

GIVE IT UP!

As you appear not to understand the message implicit in having your accounts locked and your posts removed...

YOU ARE NOT AUTHORISED TO USE THIS FORUM, OR CONTACT OUR MEMBERS, IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER

If you spam our forum you can expect to get an invoice for our time spent clearing up after you - and we reserve the right to charge you whatever we damn well please.

We will also come and visit your business and plaster J2Ski posters all over your walls and windows and send out mailshots to all your customers.

We'll also expect to be taken home by you, fed and entertained until we've had enough.

Alternatively you could just read the Forum Rules and get some manners.

Sheesh. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: